Snoring Dogs

Posted on Jan 29, 2010
Dog Health, Dog Humor
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I conducted a sleep study on dogs, and the outcome was amazing!  One of the dogs has sleep apnea – I’m sure of it!   Knowing several humans with this condition,  this is not to make light of it. During the study, his snoring and intermittent gasps were so loud I was torn between laughing at the sound emitting from this little guy and telling another dog to dial 911.

I am going to contact a veterinarian to see if there is a very petite C-PAP mask available.  I will let you know what I find out.  I am assuming he is not the only dog with a snore and restless sleep patterns.

Another interesting finding is that a snoring dog may be referred to as cute or funny, while a human making the same sounds was found to be annoying.  Isn’t that fascinating?

The video below is of Schlappie, a Great Dane, that found my company less than stimulating!

How To Make A Dog’s Bed

Posted on Jan 26, 2010
Dog Humor, Dog Psychology
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I am taking the liberty of writing on behalf of my dogs. On a daily basis, I observe how to make a dog’s bed. Follow these simple instructions:

  1. Stand in the middle of the dog’s bed (sofa, pillow, blanket, etc).
  2. Using your hands, dig at the fabric of the bed as described in steps 3 and 4.
  3. Make two complete circles in a clockwise motion.
  4. Abruptly turn and repeat the maneuver in a counter-clockwise motion.
  5. Lay down.
  6. Get back up and repeat steps 2 – 5.
  7. Act slightly annoyed that for all of your effort, the bed has not appeared to change it’s shape.
  8. Repeat steps 2 – 5.
  9. Curl up, sigh, and feel satisfied that you have now learned how to make a dog’s bed.

Dogs Being Silly

Posted on Jan 20, 2010
Behavioral Modification, Dog Humor, Dog Psychology, Dog Smile, Dogs Express Emotion
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Are your dogs ever silly?  I don’t know what the term would be in dog world, but in human language, it is best described as silly!

I have written previously about Melody, a tiny Yorkie with a horrible past.  If she never exuded a moment of happiness or silliness, it would be understandable.  She, however, is beyond animated when she sees me approach or is ready for a meal.

She crab crawls, wiggles, spins, rolls and turns in excitement.  She reminds me that regardless of how someone appears or what their past experiences have been, inside there may be a little silly waiting to express itself.

We expect puppies to be silly and on some days look forward to when they grow up.  Melody, on the other hand, is far from being puppy age and is getting her silly on later in life.  She shows us that it’s ok.  I think I’ll join her.

What A Great Dog!

Posted on Jan 08, 2010
Behavioral Modification, Dog Psychology, Dog Training
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This post is dedicated to all of us who have dogs.  Real dogs.  All dogs are “real” dogs; however, it is easy for us humans to want to think of them as four-legged, unconditionally loving,  furry human wannabees!  They are amazingly wonderful at being dogs.

If, no – when, you have a moment or a day when your dog does nothing exactly as you would like, take a breath, find something positive, and come back later to whatever it was you were doing. If you want a robot, go to Radio Shack.  If you want a companion that will challenge you and just as quickly show their inexplicable love and loyalty, you might enjoy a dog.

For as long as women have tried to make men think like them and vice versa, it is really no different with our dogs.  They don’t think like a human.  I can guarantee you that regardless of their behavior (whether you like it or not) they are just doing what dogs do.  You might as well learn to tell them they are a good dog as you shake your head in bewilderment.  If you will notice, some of this undesired behavior is getting them high-fives from the other dogs!

Dogs and A New Year

Posted on Jan 03, 2010
Adopt a Shelter Dog, Behavioral Modification, Dog Humor, Dog Psychology, Dog Training, Dogs and Instinct, Socialization, Uncategorized
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I tried and tried to get the dogs to stay awake to help celebrate the coming of the New Year 2010.  As their heads bobbed and soft snoring could be heard around the room, I decided to join them.  This year, I would celebrate like dogs do.

They go to bed every night and wake up every morning without a care.  They sleep when it’s night (and day) and don’t complain when they wake up – whether it’s in the middle of the night or at the dawn of a day.  They don’t get anxious or worry that they didn’t do enough last year or what they will do in the coming year.

While it is not exactly how I see my life going this year, it’s a great way to start every day.  Every day is a new day and every new day makes a new year.  I looked at the dogs and said, “Thanks for that awareness.”  They replied, “What the heck are you talking about…where’s our breakfast?”  Enough said.  HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Do You Have a Guard Dog?

Posted on Dec 30, 2009
Barking, Behavioral Modification, Dog Psychology, Dogs and Instinct, Dominant Dog, Protection Dogs
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Not all dogs are good at being guard dogs.  A barking dog is a huge deterrent to anyone entering a place they aren’t invited to enter.  Mac, a large Labradoodle, is boisterous and can be intimidating because of his size; however, I am almost certain his bark is his way of saying, “hey, look at me…I can bark.”  End of story.  How do you know if you have a guard dog?

Where a dog chooses to lie down and rest, tells you a lot about their protective instincts.  Ever notice how they seem to pick the same area or position even when you encourage them to lie elsewhere?  Perhaps they choose the foot of the bed rather than snuggling up next to you.

I am not only referring to whether they are on the sofa or on the floor, but rather where they choose to be positioned in relationship to you.  If I’m on the computer or seated in a room working, one of my dogs will almost always have her back to me and she is facing out so she can keep a watchful eye on what is happening around us.  She instinctively will position herself as the guard.

Another dog, will always have his back to something (a wall or the couch) when lying down.  He is able to watch what’s happening around him while keeping his back protected.  He is far more concerned about his back than mine!

It is interesting to watch and learn from our dogs as they share their pack instincts with us.  They are paying a lot more attention to their positioning in relationship to us than we may know.  My lovely Chapin, a sweet Pit Bull, would have gladly told anyone who cared to break in that I was upstairs and that my purse was in the kitchen, but please don’t make her get up from the chaise lounge.

If a guard dog is all you want, maybe you should try a home security system.  If you get a dog as a deterrent because of their bark, most will do a good job of that.   They will also be a great companion and given healthy attention and guidance, be there for you whether or not they will protect you from all harm.

In this pack, I have what I refer to as the early warning system (barkers) and the backup – the ones who might do more than just bark.  I hope I never have to find out!

Christmas Puppies

Posted on Dec 21, 2009
Adopt a Shelter Dog, Puppies
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This is the time of year when an impulse may hit to get a puppy for the kids.  That may or may not be a great idea.  Getting a puppy, or any dog for that matter, should be done with a lot of thought and consideration to the type of breeds  and what would be the best fit for the family.  Here’s an excellent article on Christmas puppies…

Christmas Puppies:  A Bad Idea?

Pinch Collars For Every Dog

Posted on Dec 21, 2009
Behavioral Modification, Dog Training, Pinch Collars
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Locally, I can be known as “The Tender Tutor.”  That’s not to say I’m too soft or that the dogs I work with don’t respect me.  I believe that every dog is different and there are gentle, positive ways to work with most dogs.

Pinch collars (prong collars or power steering collars, as I like to call them) are a great training tool for some dogs who aren’t bothered by choking themselves with a flat collar or still pull when using a harness.  However, I really disagree that a pinch collar is the only solution and best way to train every dog.

I have converted many people who thought for sure they needed to exclusively use the prong-collar approach.  I have had great success transferring them to a Martingale training collar which looks like a regular flat collar but has a small section of material or chain that will cinch and give a correction without choking.  When used correctly and consistently, they work great.

My biggest objection to pinch collars is that they are used incorrectly.  Also, you don’t want a dog that needs to wear a prong collar in order to pay attention to you.  They are a training tool and not a magic wand for a dog that hasn’t been leash trained adequately.   I have found that by using the prong collar, the human at the other end of the leash relaxes because they have the sense of more control.  That is a good thing.  Once the human feels more in control and is more relaxed, they may be able to switch to a Martingale-type training collar with a greater sense of confidence.

It’s important that training be humane and regardless of the type of collar or harness, this takes consistent expectations and a lot of patience and time.  Before using a pinch collar or an e-collar, please contact a trained behaviorist.   I am happy to answer any questions you have on the correct collar for you and your dog.

Dogs Expressing Emotion

Posted on Dec 15, 2009
Behavioral Modification, Dog Humor, Dog Psychology, Dog Smile, Dog Training, Dogs and Cognitive Learning, Dogs Express Emotion
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It is fascinating to read the studies on the analysis of dogs and their expression of emotion.  We, of course, refer to emotion in the sense that we experience it.  Dogs; however, live in the moment so their emotion may be more raw than ours.  I don’t think they are capable of deceiving us by expressing an emotion they aren’t really feeling at the moment.   They don’t pretend as well as we do!

There are fun photographs of dogs smiling.  And they do!  Some more than others, but it still qualifies as a smile.  I also have seen more than my share of grumpy-doggy face.  The “it’s you again” look on some dogs when I (the trainer) show up for another training session can be very comical – for us humans more so than the dog.

With the cooler temperatures, the dogs seem quite content to cuddle on their beds a little longer than normal.  And, some days, I think they get up on the wrong side of their cedar-chipped, double-organic-fiber-stuffed, memory foam dog beds!  Perhaps they have bad dreams and restless nights too; so, I will cut them some slack.

Regardless, I think it’s fun to notice that much like a little child, a dog’s expression of “emotion” shifts in a nano-second.  In a flash, they go from grump-dog to tail-waggin’-ready-for-a-walk dog.  I wish it were that easy for us two-leggers!  Once again, we learn from our dogs how blessed it is to live in the moment.

Job Opening for Confident Leader

Posted on Dec 11, 2009
Behavioral Modification, Dog Psychology, Dog Training
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Is this an ad your dog has placed on Craig’s List or CareerBuilder?  Are they looking for someone to be in charge so they can relinquish the responsibility?  Are they acting out and resisting your instruction?

Maybe your dog isn’t yet savvy enough to post such an ad, but if you have a dog, there is the need for a confident leader…is it you?  If not, who is it?   In the words of Cesar Millan, dogs need and respect a calm, assertive leader.

My dogs need to be reminded at times that the position of leader has been filled, and it just so happens that in our home the job belongs to the only one who walks on two legs.  I thought since they need to be reminded, maybe you do to.

The primary purpose and goal of my work as a trainer/behaviorist, is to show humans who their dog is and what they are capable of learning.  Don’t wait for your dogs to fill the position of leader. Most people fill some position in their life where they lead another.  It may take practice, but put yourself in that mindset as you provide (calm, assertive) guidance for your dog.

They may resist at first, but with consistent behavioral expectations from you, they will respect you and remove the job opening!