How To Make A Dog’s Bed

I am taking the liberty of writing on behalf of my dogs. On a daily basis, I observe how to make a dog’s bed. Follow these simple instructions:

1. Stand in the middle of the dog’s bed (sofa, pillow, blanket, etc).
2. Using your hands, dig at the fabric of the bed as described in steps 3 and 4.
3. Make two complete circles in a clockwise motion.
4. Abruptly turn and repeat the maneuver in a counter-clockwise motion.
5. Lay down.
6. Get back up and repeat steps 2 – 5.
7. Act slightly annoyed that for all of your effort, the bed has not appeared to change it’s shape.
8. Repeat steps 2 – 5.
9. Curl up, sigh, and feel satisfied that you have now learned how to make a dog’s bed.