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Do Dogs Like Their Baths?

Posted on May 22, 2010
Adopt a Shelter Dog, Dog Grooming, Dog Humor, Dog Smile
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I love to watch the antics of my dogs after their bath time!  If given a chance, most dogs will roll around and frolic after their bath.  While it appears they feel great and are doing a dance of joy, my guess is they are trying to get their stink back on!

Here’s Melody, my little Yorkie, after her bath.  She always makes me smile.  I like to think I’m smiling with her.

What’s In Your Collar?

Posted on May 04, 2010
Behavioral Modification, Dog Commands, Dog Humor, Dog Psychology, Dog Training, Doggie Rehab, Dogs and Cognitive Learning, Socialization
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There are so many options when it comes to purchasing a collar for your dog. Should you use a harness? What type of harness is best? If using a collar, is the flat nylon style adequate? Some trainers will only train using a prong/pinch (or power steering collar, as I call them). My personal
favorite is the Martingale-style training collar.

Let’s face it, dog training is dog training when it comes to basic commands. It’s what happens when the leash and collar come off that is the true test. A lot of dogs go into their training mode when a specific collar is used for training versus the one used for a walk. They quickly learn what is expected depending on their “jewelry.”  Much like a service or search and rescue dog knows it’s working when wearing a vest.  Dogs are smart!  We train them well (or they train us well).  =)

I make certain that any dog I work with knows their commands regardless of their collar or harness. The collar and leash are tools. The end result is not that your dog responds nicely during the 15 – 20 minutes of training, but rather they listen, respect, and want to please you when training is done. Training becomes a way of life. Aren’t we always teaching others how to treat us!

After the basics, I suggest switching to a 15 – 20 foot leash to perfect “stay.” It’s also beneficial for teaching them to “come” and for distance learning. Too often, after puppy class, the leash and training are set aside until the dog does something not so pleasing to the human. I can assure you, the dog is always great at being a dog and not so great at thinking like a human.  It takes (a lot) of time and consistency to create a mutually respectful relationship with your dog.

As a side note, I have seen too many dogs who were broken (for lack of a better word) by harsh training using a prong collar. Not every dog is the same, and it’s important to be willing to try different tools to see what works for your dog. If a trainer/behaviorist only does it one way, I’d find another trainer. No two dogs are the same any more than two humans.

I am happy to answer any questions you have, and if you live in the Palm Springs area, I would love the opportunity to work with you and your fur family.

Going Green Is For The Dogs

Posted on Apr 28, 2010
Dog Humor, Dog Training
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If they can do it…so can we!

Dog Versus Instinct

Posted on Apr 22, 2010
Behavioral Modification, Dog Humor, Dog Psychology, Dogs and Instinct
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Usually when we think of a dog and its instincts, we don’t think in the context of us (dog) versus them (instinct).  A dog may never be truly separated from its instincts, however, it may have to grow into them.

While working with puppies, particularly male puppies, it is interesting to observe their response to their instincts particularly as it pertains to their developing hormones.   Until the hormones align with maturity, it is as if their instincts work against them.  Some males never lift their leg and others…well, could use a father figure saying something like, “son, never pee into the wind.” In the case of some male pups, it would be, “son, lift the other leg.”

I watched as a six-month-old ALL-MALE pup, sniffed a place where another dog had gone, and rather than lifting the leg next to the targeted rock, lifted the wrong leg. Too funny. I, of course, would never laugh at the dog.

I had him out for socialization, and as he focused on the scent where another dog had marked, he began to mark. What was so entertaining, is he doesn’t yet know to ration his urine so he went freely as he was walking away! Another time, he looked down as he was mid-stream and the urine hit his chin. He jumped with a startled expression as if to ask, “who just sprayed me and why?”

He will get his brain soon and his body will mature and the hormones will stabilize. Until then, I will enjoy the maturing process of this beautiful (when he is sleeping) boy.

Dog Breeds and Their “Do”

Posted on Apr 11, 2010
Dog Grooming, Dog Humor
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Ever noticed how you can easily identify a dog as a specific breed because of their grooming (hairdo)?  Now, with some of the mix breeds, it can be very tough to identify a dog unless it has a familiar cut.  People are offended when I say, “what a cute Cockapoo (Cocker and Poodle), and they look surprised that I didn’t know it was a Bishon and poodle mix.  When they are puppies, it is very tough.  The shape (curl, length, cropped) of the tail is a good indicator, but if the dog is sitting, that’s of no help.

I guess if having a specific breed is important, it could be offensive if no one gets it right.  I saw a guy at the store with an adorable dog in the shopping cart.  Judging by the grooming style, I asked inquisitively, “Labradoodle?”  He wasn’t offended at all and informed me it was a Havanese.  He kept the hair cut for comfort for the dog and easy care.  I liked that.  He told me that a woman who also has a Havanese scolded him for not giving the dog a proper hair cut!  Too funny.  (I don’t really think it’s funny – I think it’s sad).

Since I am their groomer, I don’t groom my dogs so they can easily be identified as their breed, but for their comfort and, quite frankly, ease of care for me!  It is much easier when it’s obvious that Melody is a Yorkie and then they look at Moby and wonder.  I’m not offended in the least.  I get the same look from people trying to guess my nationality(ies)?

I think it would be fun if for one year everyone had their dog’s hair cut like that of another breed dog!  This would present a challenge for most groomers and especially for the humans when they go pick up their dog and don’t recognize which one it is!

None of this really matters except to say with all the mixes now and most of them containing some fraction of poodle, you aren’t alone in not knowing what dog is what. You can never lose, by just saying, “what a cute dog!”

As Any Beautiful Female (Great Dane) Knows…

Posted on Apr 01, 2010
Dog Humor
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

Housetrain Your Dog The Easy Way!

Posted on Apr 01, 2010
Behavioral Modification, Dog Humor, House Training, Housebreaking, Palm Springs Dog Training, Uncategorized
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If this doesn’t work for you, get a copy of my ebook “The Truth About Housebreaking.”  Maybe if your dog sees you reading the book, he will be more than willing to take this vow.

Pionus Parrot Tells Yorkie How It Is!

Posted on Mar 28, 2010
Dog Humor
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A Ticklish Dog?

Posted on Feb 11, 2010
Dog Humor, Dog Smile, Timid Dog Behavior
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I took Melody to the vet (he is wonderful!) and I told him how she is better but because of her past, still pulls away from being touched. She had a heart murmur and was being checked for that condition. As he was palpating (touching) her, she flinched and made a purr-type sound. He said, she is ticklish. I love that!

I have to admit, I had never heard anyone put it that way. She is ticklish! As a dog used for breeding in a puppy mill, she most likely didn’t receive any affection as a puppy or as an adult for that matter. She has grown to love being touched and being held. AND, she is ticklish!

If there is a medical term for this, I prefer to let it go with calling her ticklish. Her nervous motion along with the sweet “giggle” she makes, brings a smile to everyone around her.

Is your dog ticklish?

Snoring Dogs

Posted on Jan 29, 2010
Dog Health, Dog Humor
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I conducted a sleep study on dogs, and the outcome was amazing!  One of the dogs has sleep apnea – I’m sure of it!   Knowing several humans with this condition,  this is not to make light of it. During the study, his snoring and intermittent gasps were so loud I was torn between laughing at the sound emitting from this little guy and telling another dog to dial 911.

I am going to contact a veterinarian to see if there is a very petite C-PAP mask available.  I will let you know what I find out.  I am assuming he is not the only dog with a snore and restless sleep patterns.

Another interesting finding is that a snoring dog may be referred to as cute or funny, while a human making the same sounds was found to be annoying.  Isn’t that fascinating?

The video below is of Schlappie, a Great Dane, that found my company less than stimulating!