How To Tell If Your Dog Has Been Stolen

If your dog is missing and you are wondering if someone took him or if he ran away, wait for this call:

“Uh, hello?  You need to come and get your dog, it bit my daughter!”

The rest of it went something like this. . .the people went to the home where the dog was “found.” Since it was such a long distance from the country club where they lived, they asked if the people had been in that area.  They replied, “no, my cousin works there.”

True story.