Dog for President Obama and Family

Dear President Obama,

Hi, our names are Zoe and Mac. We are both Labradoodles. As you can see, we have different looks. We are willing to leave our home so we can live with you and your family in the White House. This letter is difficult to type. We don’t know why racoons were given opposing thumbs and we weren’t. Maybe this is something you can answer while you are President.

Other than the fact that we are both “mixes” (something we thought you could relate to) we are also sweet, smart, and kind – which makes us a perfect addition to your family.

We would hate to leave our current home, but we have to tell you, as nice as it is, it’s not the White House! We both look good on camera and that is important given your work. We come completely housebroken, very healthy, and love children.  We are great at keeping secrets and can be guard dogs when needed; although, we admit that isn’t our favorite thing to do.  Please let us know if you are interested in meeting us.

We anxiously await your response. Congratulations! With all our love and licks. . .

Zoe and Mac

(If you would be so kind – please don’t tell our current family we wrote to you.   Our internet privileges are sure to end if they find out.)